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I just had to share this article entitled "John Edwards Vows to End All Bad Things By 2011."
Bill's Bloggy Goodness
"Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By order of the author..."
--Mark Twain
San Diego Padres 2006 National League Western Division Champions
- Yes, what's next for Team Zissou?
- Well, that was only part one. It's a cliffhanger. Now I'm gonna go hunt down that shark, or whatever it is, and hopefully kill it. I don't know how yet. Maybe dynamite.
- You don't know what it is?
- No. I've never seen anything like it before in my life.
- You say it is a jaguar shark. That's the title of your film.
- It was coming right at us. I just said the first two words that came into my head.
- That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
- Revenge.
-The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
--Casey Stengel
- I Have Returned
- Mark Twain Quote
- Light at the End of the Tunnel
- Quote of the Day
- Daily Dose of Depression
- Worst time of the year
- Allow me to retort
- The Saga of My Laptop (In Limericks)
- Ping Pong Glory
- Casey At The Bat by Ernest L. Thayer
There The Men Are As Mad As He
Trepidations, Ambitions, Opinions
- Yes, what's next for Team Zissou?
- Well, that was only part one. It's a cliffhanger. Now I'm gonna go hunt down that shark, or whatever it is, and hopefully kill it. I don't know how yet. Maybe dynamite.
- You don't know what it is?
- No. I've never seen anything like it before in my life.
- You say it is a jaguar shark. That's the title of your film.
- It was coming right at us. I just said the first two words that came into my head.
- That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
- Revenge.
-The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
--Casey Stengel
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Be confident, therefore, that he will not leave the work of his hand imperfect. You know what Scripture sets before us, to encourage us to fight for the cause of the Son of God; meditate upon what you have both heard and seen formerly on this head, so as to put it in practice. For all that I could say would be of little service to you, were it not drawn from this fountain. And truly we have need of a much more firm support than that of men, to make us victorious over such strong enemies as the devil, death, and the world; but the firmness which is in Christ Jesus is sufficient for this, and all else that might shake us were we not established in him. Knowing, then, in whom ye have believed, manifest what authority he deserves to have over you.
--John Calvin, Letter to the Five Prisoners of Lyons
2 Comments:
So, getting rid of all bad things, huh? This means that the WNBA will be dissolved within 2 weeks if he's elected, right?
Good-he's got my vote.
Hold on one minute. He promised to end all bad things, not all terrible, wholly unwatchable things. Let's not get ahead of ourselves...
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